You wanted to know about the LOVE LIFE Program?

This is how it goes: Once upon a time, like for the next 40 seconds and/or the next 40 lifetimes that it takes you to peruse the poeTREE of Life and/or this website have IT seen by you as pure LOVE, you will go through ups and downs. In the vehicle of MahaQKabbalah (for the "Great Receiving), the ups and downs are called "HELLusion!" At first, you're an innocent babe, in heaven/havin: you have no complaints whatsoever! Then you become educated and are taught there is an "I and a "you," and that you should say "thank you!"

That journey of individuation is described here as the journey hoMe sweet oM of a 5-year-old princely hAT.  Even though he needs a head –since, without a head, a hAT wouldn’t have a purpose– he also totally lives in his heART, and thus, nothing can take his JOY away! That is, until one day, he falls on his head, and has a change of heART.  But I am getting aHEAD of myself!

Not only that, but he does this weird thing with words: Letters comes to him from the sky, as precious feathers offered by heavenly birds, totally LIGHT and totally frEE… At times, the letters appear to come out of the BLUE, for him to PLaY with the ABC until he has a good hAIR day… When in black and white, the letters themselves show up wearing a CAP, like in CAP letters! Each time he changes hAT, he moves to the next letter, and to the next "LESSon," so that being LESS, he can be more... By the way, it is a "he," since the feminine, or the ability to Queen BEE, has been exiled in women and in men, and replaced by the order to DO dodo, which most of the time is not too cool!

So first, our princely hAT and hero was in PaRaDiSe, playing, and in a "A" mood! Then, he fell on his faith, and turned Wizard, which moved him to rank two and to be letter B.. or not two Be! Now he feels he has to do something of himself, and worse of all, he feels he is accomplishing that all by himself... Like a rolling hAT, he just can't get no satisfaction!

The thing is, when you start playing HEROIC, HERE'S A HIC; you can expect mishaps, trials, initiations! In fact the numbers are rather precise: Rather than 12 of Hercules, who did the labors of personality (the 12 signs) until he could recognize he was divine, princely hAT has to go through 22 adventures, that is 12 personas, plus or three/four elementary jobs, plus he has to travel through seven planes or planets, going from A to Z, which in the language of nature, is actually from A to T and beyond.

Like everything else on this plane and planet, FAIRy tales obey rules: that is why they are so FAIR! Have you noticed how all tales always begin with Prince or Princess, who live in PaRaDiSe, until they lose a parent or two? Page after page, Prince GottaDO hAT will get to change and fight EVIL until he kisses and makes up– I mean, kisses and  WAKEs UP– his Princess BEasleep from her lonely nightmare.  In her sleep, she cannot ALLOW herself to be, and thus to WIN, because she only can see life as drag,  a drag [evil] queen, or even a dragon!

Not to worry (the point, actually), it is written that they will LIVE hATpily ever after as Queen and King, at-ONE!

Think of their story as your story: Each time YOU turn a page and chance change, you get to receive a magiQKal gift to help you cope with the unknown of a brand-new hATtitude, and, each time, come closer to eternal GREATitude!

Any character depicted in this website/movie is PURE … friction, and not to be taken too seriously!

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